Текст песни Zappa Frank — Dancing Fool с аккордами:
Вступление Intro : 8 maten F F7sus F7 Don't know much about dancin' F7sus F7 That's why I got this song F7sus B One of my legs is shorter than the other G# 'N' both my feet's too long F7 F 'Course now right along with 'em Bm7 B I got no natural rhythm Fm But I go dancin' every night Fm Hopin' one day I might get it right Cm Cm I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool (2x) G (6/4) I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat, But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a Cm Cm (4/4)Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool F7sus F7 The disco folks all dressed up F7sus F7 Like they's fit to kill F7sus B I walk on in 'n' see 'em there G# Gonna give them all a thrill F7 F When they see me comin' Bm7 B They all steps aside Fm They has a fit while I commit Fm My social suicide, I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool The beat goes on And I'm so wrong The beat goes on And I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong I may be totally wrong, but I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool Youwsa, youwsa, youwsa I got it all together now With my very own disco clothes, hey! My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains 'N' the spoon for up my nose I am really somethin' That's what you'd prob'ly say So smoke your little smoke Drink your little drink While I dance the night away I'm a Dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool, (etc., etc.) I may be totally wrong, but I'm a I may be totally wrong, but I'm a I may be totally wrong, but I'm a FOOL-uh! Hey darlin'...can I buy ya a drink? Lookin' for Mister Goodbar? Here he is... Wait a minute...I've got it...You're an Italian! Hah?Yer Jewish? Love your nails...you must be a Libra...